Let's forget about expiration dates. Let's embrace "Best By" dates. These treats are perfectly fine. Except for the ones that turn into Plutonium after the Best By date. I forget which treats those are. Some of the treats on sale don't have a Best By date. But the hieroglyphs suggest they're from Egypt’s Middle Kingdom during the rule of Hashthetput, around 4,000 years ago. Our lawyer is making us include the following statement: The odor of a perfectly normal sarcophagus is present in every bag.

Seriously, I'd feed these to my own dogs.

Cider Glazed Lamb | 8oz - Reg. $19.50 / Now $8.25
Honey Poached Salmon | 8oz - Reg. $19.50 / Now $8.25
Peanut Butter Banana | 8oz - Reg. $19.50 / Now $8.25
Roasted Chicken Cheddar | 8oz - Reg. $19.50 / Now $8.25
Bacon Cheeseburger | 8oz - Reg. $19.50 / Now $8.25
Bikini Lamb | 6oz - Reg. $22.50 / Now $11.25
Pure Rabbit Nibbles | 3oz - Reg. $20.75 / Now $10.38

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